The cops are here to serve and protect, right? SERVE and protect. Well, they're doing a pretty crap ass job of serving. Take, for instance, the first (and probably only) snowfall of the year: I had been out all day frolicking in the fluffy white stuff, since it would doubtless be gone by the next afternoon, when I come wandering home to find a bunch of little shits harassing my brother and my home. Well, I go inside, having this big idea that I'd phone the cops, have them drive by and scare the little fuck away, so in I go and dial up the cop, and wait. That's all I really did for the entire 45-minute phone call, wait. Oh, I pressed a few buttons when it told me to, and nearly caught hypothermia because I was soaking wet and freezing cold from all that snow, but in the end I think I got about three minutes talk time with an actual human. And what did they do? "Why don't you phone the kids parents and get them to handle it."
Well fuck! I'm phoning you cops because we don't know who the bloody parents of these little bastards are! You're supposed to help me, you cocksuckers!!
Later we learned that it was the same little mutherfuckers snowballing our house as the little shit-faced cock masters who had been egging it and running away for months. Finally caught the cowardly little sons of bitches.
I guess the egging would be number two. I had phoned the cops early last year, telling them of the repeated eggings to our house. I learned that others in the neighbourhood had also been egged, so I asked what the cops were going to do about it. "We'll send a car to have a drive around the area."
Of course, saying you'll do something and doing it are two separate things, but I guess it isn't so for the police. No car drove by to have a look, hell, the only thing that came by was the bus, and it was late!
The third bit of piss comes to us from just two days ago. While walking from one place to another, my mother gets robbed of $200, and the police do nothing about it. Oh, sure, they take down the thief’s description and mom's phone number, but that's it. They don't send anyone out to go have a look for the guy, no, they just sit on their donut filled asses, talking about whatever the hell it is that cops talk about.
So, yeah, cops piss me off. And so do bus drivers. And children. Okay, most people piss me off. I'm just full of hate for most of mankind, and why? Because people suck. I'm fine with individuals, but a group of people? Fuck'em. People get dumb in a crowd, and I don't like crowds, so they can all piss off.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go read on my balcony, and attempt to tan my pale, pale flesh.